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Enter: The Gym Fairy!

I have a gym fairy!  And it is safe to say that the un-fatness plan is back on with a  vengeance as a result.  Because not only did the gym fairy have me doing unnatural things with an oversized beach … Continue reading

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Tubby Toes and Naughty Noodles

My judgement has been appalling today.  When I discovered at 4.30am that I had no hot water I should have gone back to bed rather than having an ice cold shower that I squeaked all the way though. When the … Continue reading

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The End of Pole Dancing Pog

Pole dancing is not for me. I am not the delicate, light-as-a-feather, bendy sort of person that you need to be.  I am more of a heffalump in shorts.  This makes it very hard to pop myself upside down on … Continue reading

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Lessons Learned This Week

It’s been a busy old week with a lot of randomness so you might find something useful for your coming week amongst the below: Tuesday swim + Wednesday pole dance + Thursday ice skate + Friday swim = severe Saturday … Continue reading

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The Final Demise of Fag Ash Pog

Hooray me!  A year ago today I had my last cigarette.  Having smoked a silly amount (over 40 a day) for a silly number of years (I don’t actually want to admit how many) and having developed annual pneumonia, a … Continue reading

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Mushrooms, Blackbirds and Leakiness. An Average Friday Morning Really…

Well, that was rather chaotic for a Friday morning. I got up to make a series of discoveries. Norman had obviously snaffled a mushroom or two last night while I was doing thing weekly overstuffing-of-the-fridge-after-the-joys-of-Tesco.  In the night he had … Continue reading

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No Longer a Gym Virgin!

Oh. My. God.  I got back from my first ever trip to the gym a couple of hours ago and it seems I may have been a little over enthusiastic.  1.5 hours of treadmills, cross trainers and some weird leg … Continue reading

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The Pondering (almost) Nose Clip Pog

Despite only being a 4 day week, this has felt like the longest week of the year (which strictly speaking, I guess it has been so far).  Determined to continue with the un-fatness plan though, I was at the pool … Continue reading

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Resolutions and Revolutions

Oh Lordy, how did we get to the end of 2010 so fast?  Eyes down and focus Pog, this calls for resolutions.  Only I thought about it last night as I was waiting for Charlie to stop trying to kill … Continue reading

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Disaster of a Past Un-Fatness Plan

The un-fatness plan is not going as anticipated.  Initially I put on 4 pounds, then lost 6 and now, having put on two I am back to where I started.  Today I briefly considered unearthing the ankle weights buried under … Continue reading

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