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Tubby Toes and Naughty Noodles

My judgement has been appalling today.  When I discovered at 4.30am that I had no hot water I should have gone back to bed rather than having an ice cold shower that I squeaked all the way though. When the … Continue reading

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The End of Pole Dancing Pog

Pole dancing is not for me. I am not the delicate, light-as-a-feather, bendy sort of person that you need to be.  I am more of a heffalump in shorts.  This makes it very hard to pop myself upside down on … Continue reading

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