You might want to give this one a miss if you are a veggie….
A few weeks ago I came home from work to discover the latest gift that the boys had brought in. Half a piece of raw bacon. It’s been a while since they’ve stolen dinner from whichever neighbour doesn’t protect their food so I wasn’t too worried – it was only half a piece of bacon after all.
Apparently though, I shouldn’t have been quite so relaxed about the thieving. This Saturday I fell asleep on the sofa and woke up to spy a new present in what the boys seem to have decided is the ‘present-leaving-spot’. I say I spied it. I couldn’t have missed it. I actually spent a few minutes in a sleep fuddled state trying to work out what it might be. A tortoise? A bat? A rat?!
No, it was this (vegetarians, I warned you):
Yes, that’s a raw, very large steak.
Could this be a hint? Have thee boys gone off their ‘Claude’ pouches and Go Cat biscuits and feel they should go up in the world? Or do they not approve on my diet and feel more protein would be beneficial? I really need to work it out soon as I think at the moment I may have a rather hungry neighbour somewhere on the road…