In December I was FedEx’ed a pair of scissors from the US.  Then I moved offices so they crossed from one side of London to another along with my special blue crate.  Last Friday we finally we needed them so I walked through central London from my new office so they could accompany me on the epic coach journey to Hampshire.  There they had their two minutes of fame before a bit of a rest and an even more epic coach trip back.

Today we had to get them back to the US and the e-mails went something like this:

Please could you organise to have a parcel couriered to the US?

No problem.  What does the parcel contain?

A 3 foot pair of scissors.

Really?

Yes.  Really.

And if you just did a ‘really?’ too, here’s the evidence.  Presenting the most travelled giant scissors I know.  (Not that I know of any other pairs.  Which is a good thing as they are surprisingly sharp.  In fact, how they are not classed as a weapon, I don’t know…) Anyway, back to the evidence::o)