This Tuesday my new and slightly unexpected job was…wait for it…mattress surgeon:

(New mattresses have now been identified, negotiated, ordered and will be delivered on the Tuesday I have my mattress receiving hat on).

Next I was promoted to shoe pair-er support person when Mum bought one shoe at a time out of her room and against the odds, ended up with these three:

We got there in the end though.

In other news, Mum has a bit of a focus on stealing at the moment.  She had no idea where her brand new shirt with tags that we found in the wardrobe had come from and she wondered if she’d perhaps stolen it.  (She hadn’t; she’d bought it on a shopping expedition with Sister 2). She’d also hidden her handbag to stop ‘the girls’ (me and my sisters) from stealing her money.  Her money is not kept in her handbag.  Her Blue badge is though, and it took a bit of searching to find it in the corner of her wardrobe floor underneath a few random trainers… 🤦🏼‍♀️😬